Haire of the Dog asks "What's Up with Rand Paul's Hair?"

Describing it as "Shatner's rug [mated] with a baby lamb," Charleston City Paper's Chris Haire was pondering Randy's loopy locks as long ago as 2013.

Declaring the modish mop "a thing of beauty," Haire proceeded to "give a few celebrities and VIPs the Rand Paul treatment," which he termed being "Randed."