Since February 3, 2016 when Rand Paul suspended his presidential campaign IsItaRug has focused on the idiosyncrasies of Donald Trump and what Rolling Stone's Erik Hedegaard felicitously branded his "amber waves of grain."
Having written in the Santa Monica Daily Press that Paul's hair reminded him of a squirrels' nest, and almost made him miss Don King, journalist Jack Neworth compared the two candidates' hair:
Personally, I find Trump’s bombast hilarious, not to mention his hair. Speaking of hair, I believe Trump’s is real whereas Sen. Rand Paul wears a toupee. He adamantly denies it but his locks just don’t look human. (All due respect, Paul’s often been referred to as “poodle head.”)
From the 2016 presidential campaign season to the present, we continue to examine such weighty matters, along with the occasional (wink, wink) policy discussion.